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It's been a while since I was... I'm
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a favor and stick to the cards.

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There's been speculation that I was
involved in an event that occurred three

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-way on the rooftop. Sorry, Mr. Stark.
Do you honestly expect us to believe

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that was a bodyguard in the group that
conveniently appeared despite the fact

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that you historically despise bodies?

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Yeah. And this mysterious bodyguard
was...

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I know that it's confusing.

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It is one thing to question a historian
and another thing entirely to make wild

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accusations or insinuate that I'm a
superhero.

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I mean, let's face it, I'm not the
heroic type.

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Long list of character defects, all the
mistakes I've made, largely public.

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Truth is...

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I am Iron Man. You are.

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It's good.

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It's good.

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It's good. It's good.

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You missed me.

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I'm listening to you. Blow something up.

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I already did that.

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I'm not saying that the world is
enjoying its longest period of

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peace and years because of me.

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I'm not saying that from the ashes of
captivity never

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has a greater phoenix metaphor been
personified in human history.

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not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back
on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea,

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because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough to go toe -to -toe with

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on my best day.

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Please, it's not about me.

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It's not about you.

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It's not even about us. It's about
legacy.

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It's about what we choose to leave
behind for future generations. And

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for the next year and for the first time
since 1974, the best and brightest men

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and women of nations and corporations
the world over will pool their

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share their collective vision to leave
behind a brighter future.

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It's not about us.

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Therefore, what I'm saying, if I'm
saying anything, is welcome back to the

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Expo.

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Making a special guest appearance from
the great beyond to tell you what it's

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all about.

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Please welcome my father, Howard.

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Everything is achievable through
technology.

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Better living, robust health, and for
the first time in human history, the

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possibility of world peace. So from all
of us here at Stark Industries, I would

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like to personally introduce you to the
city of the future.

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Technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind and will one day rid society

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of all its ills.

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Soon technology will affect the way you
live your life every day. No more

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tedious work.

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Leaving more time to leisure activities
and enjoying the sweet life.

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The Stark Expo.

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Welcome.

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We are coming to you live from the
kickoff of the Stark Expo where Tony

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has just walked off stage. Don't worry
if you can't make it down here tonight

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because this XO goes on all year long.

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And I'm going to be here checking out
all the attractions and the pavilions

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the inventions from all around the
world. So make sure you join me. All

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thank you. I remember you.

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Call me. Hey, hey, hey, come on.

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Hello, dear. I'm going to be a soldier.

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See you, buddy.

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This is Larry.

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Hey, the Oracle of Oracle.

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What a pleasure. Nice to see you. Oh,
yes.

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Wasn't so bad.

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No, it was perfect.

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Look what we got here, the new model.

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Hey, did she come with a car? I
certainly hope so.

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Hi. Hi. And you are? Marshall.

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Irish. Nice to meet you, Tony.

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Got him on the wheel. You mind? Where
are you from?

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Bedford. What are you doing here?
Looking for you.

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What are you up to later?

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Serving subpoenas.

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Yikes.

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He doesn't like to be handed things.
Yeah, I have a pee. I got it. You are

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hereby ordered to appear before the
Senate Armed Services Committee tomorrow

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morning at 9 a .m. Can I see a badge?

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He likes the badge.

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Do you like it?

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Yep.

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How far are we from D .C.? D .C.? 250
miles.

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Pick up now where we left off.

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Mr. Stark, please.

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Yes, sir.

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Can I have your attention?

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Absolutely. Do you or do you not possess
a specialized weapon?

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I do not.

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You do not?

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I do not. Well, it depends on how you
define the word weapon. The Iron Man

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weapon. My device does not fit that
description.

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How would you describe it? I would
describe it by defining it as what it

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Senator.

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As? It's a high -tech prosthesis.

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That's actually the most apt description
I could make of it. It's a weapon. It's

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a weapon, Mr. Stark. Please, if your
priority was actually the well -being...

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priority is to get the Iron Man weapon
turned over to the people of the United

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States of America. Well, you can forget
it.

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I am Iron Man.

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The suit and I are one. To turn over the
Iron Man suit would be to turn over

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myself, which is tantamount to
indentured servitude or prostitution,

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on what state you're in.

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Can't have it.

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Look, I'm no expert. In prostitution, of
course not. You're a senator. Come on.

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I'm no expert in weapons.

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We have somebody here who is an expert
on weapons. I would now like to call

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Justin Hammer, our current primary
weapons contractor.

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Let the record reflect that I observed
Mr. Hammer entering the chamber, and I

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wondering if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.

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Absolutely. I'm no expert. I defer to
you, Anthony.

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You're the wonder boy.

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Senator, if I may.

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I may well not be an expert.

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But you know who was the expert?

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Your dad, Howard Stark.

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Really a father to us all.

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And to the military industrial age.

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But let's just be clear. He was no
flower child.

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He was a lion.

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We all know why we're here. In the last
six months... Anthony Stark has created

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a sword with untold possibilities, and
yet he insists it's a shield.

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He asks us to trust him as we cower
behind it.

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I wish I were comforted, Anthony. I
really do.

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I'd love to leave my door unlocked when
I leave the house.

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But this ain't Canada.

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You know, we live in a world of grave
threats, threats that Mr. Stark will not

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always be able to foresee.

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Thank you.

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God bless Iron Man. God bless America.

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That is well said, Mr. Hammer.

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The committee would now like to invite
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes to the

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chamber. Rhodey?

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What?

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Hey, buddy.

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Didn't expect to see you here.

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Look, it's me. I'm here to deal with it.
Let's move on.

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I just drop it. All right. I'll drop it.
I have before me a complete report on

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the Iron Man weapon compiled by Colonel
Rhodes. And, Colonel, for the record,

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can you please read page 57, paragraph
4? Are you requesting that I read

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specific selections from my report,
Senator? Yes, sir.

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It was my understanding that I was going
to be testifying in a much more

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comprehensive and detailed manner. I
understand. A lot of things have changed

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today. You do understand that reading a
single paragraph out of context does not

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reflect the summary of my final report.
Just read it, Colonel. I do.

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Thank you.

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As he does not operate within any
definable branch of government, Iron Man

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presents a potential threat to the
security of both the nation and to her

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interests. I did, however, go on to
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outweigh the liabilities and that it
would be in our interest to fold Mr.

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into the existing chain of command. I'm
not a joiner, but I'll consider

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Secretary of Defense if you ask nice.

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We can amend the hours a little bit.

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I'd like to go on and show, if I may,
the imagery that's connected to your

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report. I believe it is somewhat
premature to reveal these images to the

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public at this time. With all due
respect, Colonel, I understand, and if

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could just narrate those for us, we'd be
very grateful.

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Intelligent suggests that the devices
seen in these photos are in fact

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at making manned copies of Mr.

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Stark's suit. This has been corroborated
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And local intelligence on the ground
indicating that these suits are quite

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possibly at this moment operational.

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Hold on one second, buddy.

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Let me see.

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Oh, boy, I'm good.

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I come in here for screens.

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I need them.

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Time for a little transparency.

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Let's see what's really going on. What
is he doing? If you'll direct your

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attention to said screens, I believe
that's North Korea.

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Turn that off.

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Take it off.

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I ran.

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No grave immediate threat here. Is that
Justin Hammer?

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How did Hammer get in the game?

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Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.

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Wow.

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Yeah, I'd say...

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Most countries, 5, 10 years away.

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Hammer industry is 20. I'd like to point
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think we're done is the point that he's
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I can... The point is, you're welcome, I
guess.

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Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.

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It's working.

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We're safe.

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America is secure. You want my property?
You can't have it. But I did you a big

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favor.

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I have successfully privatized world
peace.

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with these ass clowns. Thank you, Mr.

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Stark. Thank you, buddy.

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We're adjourned. We're adjourned for the
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You've been a delight.

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My bond is with the people.

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And I will serve this great nation at
the pleasure of myself.

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There's one thing I've proven.

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You can count on me to pleasure myself.

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Wake up, Daddy Tom.

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Welcome home, sir.

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Congratulations on the opening ceremony.

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It was such a success. This was your
seventh year in.

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And may I say how refreshing it is to
finally see you in a video with your

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clothing on, sir.

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You!

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I swear to God, I'll dismantle you. I'll
soak your motherboard. I'll turn you

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into a wine rack.

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Let me answer the day of this.

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Golly, good commercial strength.

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We are up to 80 ounces a day to
counteract the symptoms, sir.

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Check palladium levels.

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Blood toxicity, 24%. It appears that the
continued use of the Iron Man's food is

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accelerating your condition.

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Another core has been depleted.

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God, they're running out quick.

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I have run simulations on every known
element, and none conserves a viable

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replacement for the palladium core.

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You are running out of both time and
options.

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Unfortunately, the device that's keeping
you alive is also killing you.

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Miss Potts is approaching.

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I recommend that you inform her of...

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Is this a joke?

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What are you thinking?

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What? What are you thinking? Hey, I'm
thinking I'm busy and you're angry about

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something. Do you have the sniffles? I
don't want to get sick.

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Did you just donate our entire modern
art collection to the Boy Scouts of

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America? It is a worthwhile
organization. I didn't physically check

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but basically...

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Yes, and it's not our collection. It's
my collection. No offense.

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No, you know what? I think I'm actually
entitled to say our collection,

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considering the time that I put in over
ten years curating that. It's a tax

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write -off. I needed that. You know,
there's only about 8 ,011 things that I

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really need to talk to you about. Hey,
stop spacing out. The Bridgeport's

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already machining that part. The Expo is
a gigantic waste of time. I need you to

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wear a surgical mask until you're
feeling better. Is that okay? That's

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There's nothing more important to me
than the expo. It's my primary point of

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concern. The expo is your ego going
crazy.

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Wow. Look at that.

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That's modern art.

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That's going up. Oh, you've got to be
kidding me. I'm going to put this up

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now.

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Stark is in complete disarray. Do you
understand that? No, our stocks have

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been higher. Yes, from a managerial
standpoint.

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If it's messy, then let's double back.
Let's move on to another.

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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. You are not
taking down the barn at Newman and

242
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,820
hanging that up. I'm not taking it down.

243
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,080
We're replacing it with this. Let's see
what I can get going. Okay, fine. My

244
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,600
point is, we have already awarded
contracts to the wind farm people. Don't

245
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wind farm. I'm already feeling gassy.
And to the plastic plantation tree,

246
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:58,320
was your idea, by the way. Those people
are on payroll. Everything was my idea.

247
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,580
And you won't make a decision. I don't
care about the liberal agenda anymore.

248
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,719
It's boring.

249
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,720
Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert.
You do it.

250
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,820
I do what? Excellent idea. I just
figured this out. You run the company.

251
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,790
Yeah. Pepper, I need you to run the
company. I'm trying to run the company.

252
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:13,410
Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
I'm not asking you to try to do it. I'm

253
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:17,070
asking you to physically do it. I need
you to do it. I am trying to do it.

254
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,670
You're not listening to me. I'm trying
to make you CEO.

255
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:20,830
Why won't you let me?

256
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,530
Have you been drinking?

257
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,210
Chlorophyll.

258
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:31,730
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
chairman and CEO of Stark Industries.

259
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:32,990
Effective immediately.

260
00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:36,890
Yeah. Done deal.

261
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,330
Okay.

262
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,620
I've actually given this a fair amount
of thought, believe it or not.

263
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,680
Doing a bit of head hunting, so to
speak.

264
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,760
Trying to figure out who a worthy
successor would be.

265
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:54,740
And then I realized... It's you.

266
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:56,940
It's always been you.

267
00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:02,700
I thought there'd be a legal issue, but
actually I'm capable of appointing my

268
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successor.

269
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My successor being you.

270
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,640
Congratulations.

271
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,220
Take it. Just take it. I don't know what
to think. Don't think. Drink.

272
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:05,590
The notary's here. Can you please come
sign and transfer paperwork?

273
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,070
I'm on half a stop.

274
00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:14,030
Sorry.

275
00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:16,990
What the hell was that? It's called
mixed martial arts. It's been around for

276
00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:20,270
three weeks now. It's called dirty
boxing. It's nothing new about it. I

277
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promise you this is the only time

278
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,090
I will ask you to sign over your
company.

279
00:23:33,999 --> 00:23:36,160
Lesson one. Never take your eye off.

280
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:40,100
And I'm done.

281
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,420
What's your name, lady?

282
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,420
Rushman, Natalie Rushman. Front and
center. Come into the church.

283
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:48,060
No, you're seriously not going to ask
for it. If it pleases the court, which

284
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,020
does. No problem. I'm sorry. He's very
eccentric.

285
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,390
What? Can you give her a lesson?

286
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:12,630
No problem.

287
00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:20,910
He is from legal, and she is potentially
a very

288
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:25,670
expensive sexual harassment lawsuit. You
can keep ogling her like that. Yes, and

289
00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:29,330
I've got three excellent potential
candidates that are lined up and ready

290
00:24:29,330 --> 00:24:32,310
meet you. I don't have time to meet. I
need someone now. I feel like it's her.

291
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:33,890
No, it's not.

292
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,919
You ever boxed before?

293
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,739
I have, yes.

294
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,680
Like Taibo, booty boot camp, brunch,
something like that?

295
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:41,180
How do I spell your name, Natalie?

296
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:43,100
R -U -S -H -M -A -N.

297
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:46,460
What, are you going to Google her now? I
thought I was ogling her.

298
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:48,940
Oh, wow.

299
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,800
Very, very impressive individual.

300
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200
And friend?

301
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Italian? Russian?

302
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,740
Latin? Who speaks Latin?

303
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,080
No one speaks Latin. It's a dead
language.

304
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,700
You can read Latin or you can write
Latin, but you can't speak Latin. Did

305
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,820
model in Tokyo? Because she modeled in
Tokyo.

306
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,560
I need her. She's got everything that I
need. Rule number one, never take your

307
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,560
eye off your opponent.

308
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,160
Oh, my God!

309
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:14,860
Happy!

310
00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:16,300
That's what I'm talking about.

311
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,479
It just slipped.

312
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,039
You did?

313
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,180
Yeah. Looks like a TKO to me.

314
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,500
Just, um, I need your impression.

315
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,320
You have quiet reserve.

316
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,720
I don't know you, but I don't soul. I
meant your fingerprint.

317
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:34,990
Oh, how are we doing? Great. Hey.

318
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:38,850
You're the boss.

319
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,530
Will that be all, Mr. Stark? Yes.

320
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,210
That will be all, Ms. Rushman. Thank you
very much.

321
00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,210
I want one. No.

322
00:26:00,070 --> 00:26:02,370
Bienvenue au Grand Prix de Monaco
Historique.

323
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,820
Whatever happens in the next 20 minutes,
just go with it. Go with it? Go with

324
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:28,379
the start?

325
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,289
Hey!

326
00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:32,170
Hello. How was your flight? It was
excellent. Boy, it's nice to see you. We

327
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:34,270
one photographer from the ACM, if you
don't mind.

328
00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:35,990
Okay? Mm -hmm.

329
00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:37,210
When did this happen?

330
00:26:37,410 --> 00:26:39,590
You made me do it. I made you do what?
Smile.

331
00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:40,830
Great.

332
00:26:41,090 --> 00:26:43,050
Stop acting constipated. You are so
predictable.

333
00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:44,750
That's the amazing thing.

334
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:45,970
You look fantastic.

335
00:26:45,990 --> 00:26:48,190
Why, thank you very much. But that's
unprofessional. What's on the docket?

336
00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:50,210
You have a 9 .30 dinner.

337
00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:52,590
Perfect. I'll be there at 11. Is this
us? Absolutely.

338
00:26:52,890 --> 00:26:53,890
It can be.

339
00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:55,390
Great. Make it us.

340
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:56,910
Okay. Mr. Muff.

341
00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:58,679
How are you?

342
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,940
Congratulations on the promotion. Thank
you very much. Thank you.

343
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,840
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.

344
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,880
Oh, thank you. Good idea for an electric
jet. You do? Yeah. Then we'll make it

345
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880
work.

346
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,420
You want a massage?

347
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:10,299
Oh, God.

348
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:12,020
I'll have Natalie make an appointment. I
don't want you to be tense. I don't

349
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,200
want Natalie to do anything. By the way,
I do need to spring this on you. Thank

350
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,200
you very much.

351
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,160
Green is not your best color.

352
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,460
Anthony, is that you? My least favorite
person on Earth, Justin. How you doing?

353
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,600
You're not the only rich guy here with a
fancy car.

354
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:25,739
You know...

355
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:27,960
Christine Everhart from Vanity Fair. Hi.

356
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:29,540
Yes.

357
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,680
Yes, roughly.

358
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:31,819
We do.

359
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:35,900
BPW, big story. The new CEO of Stark
Industries. Congratulations.

360
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:40,080
I know. My editor will kill me if I
don't grab a quote for a powerful woman.

361
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,240
can I? Sure.

362
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:45,240
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for Vanity Fair. I thought I'd throw her

363
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,159
a bone, you know.

364
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:51,200
Right. Right? Yeah. Well, she did quite
a spread on Tony last year. And she

365
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,060
wrote a story as well. It was very
impressive. That was good.

366
00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:55,490
Very well done.

367
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,350
Thank you. I'm going to go wash. Hey,
buddy.

368
00:27:58,670 --> 00:28:00,230
Hey, I'm doing it. I'm all right. You're
looking gorgeous.

369
00:28:00,770 --> 00:28:05,410
Can I ask you, is this the first time
that you guys have seen each other? Oh,

370
00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:06,410
God, it's so awful.

371
00:28:07,570 --> 00:28:09,730
Listen, is this the first time you've
seen each other since the Senate?

372
00:28:09,970 --> 00:28:11,750
Since he got his contract revoked.

373
00:28:11,970 --> 00:28:13,530
Actually, it's on hold.

374
00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:17,450
That's not what I heard. What's the
difference between hold and cancel? Yes,

375
00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:21,110
do. The truth? No, the truth is, I'm
going to put that away. Yeah, why don't

376
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:25,390
The truth is, I'm actually hoping to
present something at your expo. Well, if

377
00:28:25,390 --> 00:28:28,430
you invent something that works, I'll
make sure I get you a slot.

378
00:28:28,730 --> 00:28:29,569
Mr. Stark?

379
00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:34,110
Yes. I'm kidding. I actually have a
slot. Yes, I do. Hammer needs a slot,

380
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,190
Christine. We kid.

381
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:38,330
We kid. We're kidders.

382
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,100
any other bad ideas?

383
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,480
Listen,

384
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:16,720
Tony and I, Tony, I love Tony Stark.
Tony loves me. We're not competitors.

385
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,740
being out of the picture created
tremendous opportunity for Hammer

386
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,920
you know.

387
00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:26,640
Everything that Tony and I do is a
healthy, competitive, healthy

388
00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:33,010
Is he drunk?

389
00:29:40,870 --> 00:29:41,870
Natalie. Natalie.

390
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:44,610
What do you know about this?

391
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,170
This is the first thing I've learned of
it.

392
00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:50,370
This cannot happen. Absolutely, I
understand. How can I help you?

393
00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:53,210
Where's Happy? He's waiting outside.
Okay, get him. I need Happy. Right away.

394
00:29:54,510 --> 00:29:57,630
Tony says we're, you know, we're not
competitive.

395
00:29:58,010 --> 00:29:59,010
You know what I mean?

396
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,620
Can you just read me what you wrote?

397
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,820
I will. Just read it back to me. I have
to make one quick phone call. Where are

398
00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:06,239
you going?

399
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,420
I got some caviar coming.

400
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,800
I'll be right back.

401
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:28,820
his own

402
00:33:24,949 --> 00:33:25,949
Here, take it.

403
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,209
Where's the key?

404
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:28,210
It's in my pocket.

405
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,920
No.

406
00:34:44,330 --> 00:34:46,350
You hadn't prepared for him. I was
trying to scare him.

407
00:34:46,889 --> 00:34:48,969
Where are you out of your mind? Better
security.

408
00:34:49,290 --> 00:34:50,049
Get in the car.

409
00:34:50,050 --> 00:34:54,389
Get in the car. You have a better
security budget.

410
00:34:54,690 --> 00:34:55,690
God, it's embarrassing.

411
00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:58,750
Perfection in two years.

412
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:23,700
Yes.

413
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:37,200
Mr. Stark, we checked his fingerprints
and we found nothing, not even his name.

414
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,500
Where are we going?

415
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,720
Over there.

416
00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,740
We don't even know if he speaks English.

417
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:44,460
In fact, we don't even know if he
speaks. He hasn't said a word since he

418
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,460
arrived, not a sound.

419
00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:46,820
That's for us.

420
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:52,060
Five minutes. We'll watch you.

421
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,750
decent tact.

422
00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:11,550
Cycles per second were a little low.

423
00:38:17,550 --> 00:38:19,090
You could double up your rotations.

424
00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:25,950
Focus the repulsor energy through
ionized plasma channels.

425
00:38:26,150 --> 00:38:27,150
It's effective.

426
00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,210
Not very efficient.

427
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:31,370
It's a passable knockoff.

428
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:36,810
I don't get it. A little fine -tuning,
you could have made a solid paycheck.

429
00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:37,810
could have sold it to Norton.

430
00:38:37,930 --> 00:38:42,350
Korea, China, Iran, Oregon, right to the
black market.

431
00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:45,090
You look like you've got friends in both
places.

432
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:52,070
You come from a family of thieves and
butchers.

433
00:38:53,210 --> 00:38:58,790
And now, like all guilty men, you try to
rewrite your own history.

434
00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:04,590
And you forget all the lives the Stark
family has destroyed.

435
00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:08,070
Speaking of thieves, where did you get
this design?

436
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:10,510
My father.

437
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,450
Anton Argo.

438
00:39:13,670 --> 00:39:14,670
I've never heard of him.

439
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,030
My father is the reason you're alive.

440
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:22,510
The reason I'm alive is because you had
a shot, you took it, you missed.

441
00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:24,590
Did I?

442
00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:32,790
If you can make God bleed, then people
will cease to believe in him.

443
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:39,140
me blood in the water, and the sharks
will come.

444
00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:47,840
The truth, all I have to do is sit here
and watch as the world will consume me.

445
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,400
Where will you be watching the world
consume me from?

446
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:51,700
That's right.

447
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,820
A prison cell. I'll send you a bar cell.

448
00:39:54,560 --> 00:40:00,300
Hey, Tony, before you go, palladium in
the chest, painful way to die.

449
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,200
It's just unbelievable. It proves the
genie is out of the bottle and this man

450
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:27,320
has no idea what he's doing. He thinks
of the Iron Man weapon as a toy.

451
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,640
I was at a hearing where Mr.

452
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:36,820
Stark in fact was adamant that these
suits... Can't exist anywhere else,

453
00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:40,340
exist anywhere else, never will exist
anywhere else, at least for five to ten

454
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:45,040
years, and here we are in Monaco
realizing, uh -oh, these suits exist

455
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,380
Mute.

456
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:49,780
You should be giving me a medal.

457
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,100
That's a trick.

458
00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,340
What is that?

459
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:59,200
This is your in -flight meal.

460
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,460
Did you just make that?

461
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,400
Where do you think I've been for three
hours?

462
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:09,980
Tony.

463
00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,640
What are you not telling me?

464
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,400
I don't want to go home.

465
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:21,780
At all.

466
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,840
Let's cancel my birthday party and we're
in Europe. Let's go to Venice,

467
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:28,940
Cipriani.

468
00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:32,500
Remember? Oh, yeah. It's a great place
to...

469
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,160
Be healthy. I don't think this is the
right time.

470
00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:39,800
We're in kind of a mess.

471
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:44,740
Yeah, but maybe that's why it's the best
time. Well, I think as the CEO, I need

472
00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:49,280
to show up. As CEO, you are entitled to
leave.

473
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,160
A leave? A company retreat.

474
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,740
A retreat during a time like this?

475
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,580
Well, we just need to recharge our
batteries and figure it all out.

476
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,100
Not everybody runs on batteries.

477
00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:30,550
What are you doing?

478
00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:26,360
Welcome. Oh, goodness gracious. Can we
get the handcuffs off my friend here?

479
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,420
Forgive me. I'm sorry.

480
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:34,680
I'm such a huge fan of yours. I didn't
want to make a first impression like

481
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,620
this. He's not an animal. Come on.

482
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:39,160
He's a human being.

483
00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:40,940
Thank you.

484
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,000
My name's Justin Hammer.

485
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,240
I'd like to do some business with you.

486
00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:53,900
Please sit.

487
00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,400
Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?

488
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,840
Um, we have some salmon carpaccio.
Salmon carpaccio?

489
00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:05,098
Mm -mm.

490
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:08,240
Anything you want here. We got it. I
like my dessert first.

491
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,240
Had this blown in from San Francisco.

492
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,100
It's Italian, though.

493
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,400
Organic ice cream.

494
00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:15,940
Oh, you got a sweet tooth.

495
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:17,980
Apparently you do, too, for...

496
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,200
Tony Stark.

497
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:25,060
What I saw you do to Tony Stark on that
track, how you stepped up to him in

498
00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:29,160
front of God and everybody, that was
wow.

499
00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:33,080
You spoke to me with what you did, and I
know that you knew that I'd be

500
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,300
listening. This is why I couldn't bear
to have you shipped off to God knows

501
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:37,820
where. It would have been such a waste
of talent.

502
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,900
But if I might make a suggestion, you
know, you don't just go and try and kill

503
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:42,638
the guy.

504
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,820
I think, if I may.

505
00:45:45,390 --> 00:45:47,030
You go after his legacy.

506
00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:48,250
That's what you kill.

507
00:45:49,030 --> 00:45:51,410
You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot
of ways.

508
00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:56,510
The only difference between you and I is
that I have resources.

509
00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:02,130
I think, if I may, you need my
resources.

510
00:46:02,570 --> 00:46:04,970
Someone behind you, a benefactor.

511
00:46:05,450 --> 00:46:06,790
I'd like to be that guy.

512
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:18,750
Okay.

513
00:46:20,450 --> 00:46:23,110
Do you speak English? Because I can get
a translator.

514
00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:26,530
I don't know, have you been
understanding everything I'm saying?

515
00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:27,790
Very good, man.

516
00:46:28,090 --> 00:46:29,090
Very good, man.

517
00:46:29,310 --> 00:46:30,310
Very good.

518
00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:32,710
Hey. Huh?

519
00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:34,990
Hey.

520
00:46:35,470 --> 00:46:37,590
Yes. I want my bird.

521
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:40,750
A bird?

522
00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:43,130
You want a bird? I want my bird.

523
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:45,220
I can get you a bird. I can get you a
den bird.

524
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,680
I want my bird.

525
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,520
Well, okay, nothing's impossible.

526
00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:52,820
I could... Are we talking about... Is
this a bird back in Russia?

527
00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:57,000
Yes, but the fundamentals of the company
are still very, very strong, despite

528
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,800
the events in Monaco. Where is he?

529
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,200
He doesn't want to be disturbed. He's
downstairs.

530
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:11,280
Yes, but... But his continuing erratic
behavior may lead many people to ask

531
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,340
themselves... Can this man still protect
us? Iron Man never stopped protecting

532
00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:17,160
us. The events in Monaco prove that.

533
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:19,700
Query complete, sir.

534
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:25,520
Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist who
defected to the United States in 1963.

535
00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:29,600
However, he was accused of espionage and
was deported in 1967.

536
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:34,940
His son Ivan, who is also a physicist,
was convicted of selling Soviet -era

537
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:39,540
weapons -grade plutonium to Pakistan and
served 15 years in copious prison.

538
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,540
No further records exist.

539
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:50,260
Tony, you've got to get upstairs and get
on top of this situation right now.

540
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:56,120
Listen, I've been on the phone with the
National Guard all day trying to talk

541
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:00,380
them out of rolling tanks up the PCH,
knocking down your front door, and

542
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:04,120
these. They're going to take your suits,
Tony, okay? They're sick of the game.

543
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:08,980
You said nobody else would possess this
technology for 20 years. Well, guess

544
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:11,320
what? Somebody else had it yesterday.

545
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,260
It's not theoretical anymore.

546
00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:16,340
Are you listening to me?

547
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,760
Are you okay?

548
00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:28,140
Hey, hey.

549
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,000
You all right? Yeah, I should get to my
desk.

550
00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:34,820
See that cigar box?

551
00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:36,020
Yeah.

552
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,600
Wait a minute.

553
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:48,280
Is that supposed to be smoking? If you
must know, it's neutron damage.

554
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,920
from the reactor wall.

555
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:55,760
You had this in your body?

556
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,920
And how about the high -tech crossword
puzzle on your neck?

557
00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:06,340
Road rash.

558
00:49:23,050 --> 00:49:24,050
What are you looking at?

559
00:49:24,370 --> 00:49:25,370
I'm looking at you.

560
00:49:26,550 --> 00:49:31,130
You want to do this whole lone
gunslinger act, and it's unnecessary.

561
00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:34,530
have to do this alone. You know, I wish
I could believe that. I really do. But

562
00:49:34,530 --> 00:49:35,530
you've got to trust me.

563
00:49:36,730 --> 00:49:39,130
Contrary to popular belief, I know
exactly what I'm doing.

564
00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,970
This is where we do it. This is my
humble abode.

565
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,020
You can work in absolute peace.

566
00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:55,700
Must be kind of fun to be dead, right?
No pressure?

567
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,080
Oh, here they are. Very excited.

568
00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:01,340
They're combat ready. I may have done a
few miscalculations.

569
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,480
Brushed the prototype into production.
Sue me. I'm enthusiastic.

570
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,120
Go ahead. Take a look around.

571
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,160
Oh, you don't want to do that.

572
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,920
You'll be able to access that as soon as
we generate some encrypted passcodes.

573
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,760
Can we generate some encrypted
passcodes? Get some of those.

574
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,940
Encrypted passcode is back.

575
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,360
Never mind.

576
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,580
Wow. Okay.

577
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:30,700
Good stuff.

578
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,440
Sorry?

579
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,040
Uh -huh.

580
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:41,000
Well, you're good.

581
00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:44,300
You really blasted in past the firewall
there.

582
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,660
Let me show you where you're going to be
working primarily.

583
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,480
Go ahead. Take a look.

584
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,300
Get a good look at that.

585
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,620
That's something, isn't it?

586
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:57,080
You know, those are really just for show
and tell.

587
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,100
They're $125 .7 million a pop.

588
00:51:00,580 --> 00:51:01,700
Oh, gosh.

589
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:13,920
That's where the pilot goes, having a
tough time finding volunteers.

590
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,280
I'll take care of that. Just leave it.

591
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,240
What you want them to do?

592
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,500
Well, long term, I want them to put me
in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.

593
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:28,540
I want to make Iron Man look like an
antique. I want to go to that Stark

594
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:30,180
want to take a dump in Tony's front
yard.

595
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:31,380
You know what I'm talking about?

596
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,500
I could do that. No problem.

597
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:35,340
Hey, fabulous.

598
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,300
I love it. Hey, this is our guy.

599
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:38,980
I had a feeling.

600
00:51:48,430 --> 00:51:50,590
Do you know which watch you'd like to
wear tonight, Mr. Stark?

601
00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:52,190
I'll give him a look.

602
00:51:56,070 --> 00:51:57,530
I should cancel the party, huh?

603
00:51:58,870 --> 00:52:03,950
Probably. Yeah, because it's, um... Ill
-timed. Right, sends wrong message.

604
00:52:04,770 --> 00:52:05,770
Inappropriate.

605
00:52:11,510 --> 00:52:12,970
Is that dirty enough for you?

606
00:52:14,470 --> 00:52:16,590
Uh, gold face, brown band.

607
00:52:16,910 --> 00:52:17,910
The Jaeger.

608
00:52:18,110 --> 00:52:19,110
I'll give that a look.

609
00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:20,290
Bring him over here.

610
00:52:24,070 --> 00:52:25,070
I'll take that.

611
00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:26,450
Why don't you, uh...

612
00:52:26,450 --> 00:52:38,390
I

613
00:52:38,390 --> 00:52:40,350
gotta say, it's hard to get a read on
you.

614
00:52:40,850 --> 00:52:41,850
Where are you from?

615
00:52:42,190 --> 00:52:43,190
Legal.

616
00:52:45,670 --> 00:52:47,110
Can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?

617
00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:48,850
A bit odd.

618
00:52:49,470 --> 00:52:53,590
If this was your last birthday party you
were ever going to have, how would you

619
00:52:53,590 --> 00:52:54,590
celebrate it?

620
00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:58,810
I'd do whatever I wanted to do.

621
00:52:59,630 --> 00:53:01,010
With whoever I wanted to do it with.

622
00:53:35,290 --> 00:53:36,390
Yes, sir. I understand.

623
00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:40,470
No, no, sir. That will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.

624
00:53:41,570 --> 00:53:45,210
Sir, I personally guarantee that within
24 hours, Iron Man will be back on

625
00:53:45,210 --> 00:53:46,210
watch.

626
00:53:53,050 --> 00:53:54,050
Hey, Stephanie.

627
00:53:54,930 --> 00:53:56,770
I'm going to go get some air.

628
00:53:57,210 --> 00:53:58,210
What's wrong?

629
00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:01,390
I don't know what to do. You've got to
be kidding me.

630
00:54:08,339 --> 00:54:09,339
No, no, no.

631
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,560
Don't call anyone.

632
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:13,640
This is ridiculous. I just stuck my neck
up with this guy. I know. I know. I get

633
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,800
it. I'm going to handle it, okay? Just
let me handle it. Handle it.

634
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,520
Or I'm going to have to.

635
00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:22,020
You know, the question I get asked most
often is, Tony, how do you go to the

636
00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:23,020
bathroom in a suit?

637
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:27,980
Just like that.

638
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,960
for such a wonderful night. And we're
going to say goodnight now and thank you

639
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,960
all for coming.

640
00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:16,220
Pepper Potts.

641
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,640
She's right. The party's over. Then
again, the party was over for me like an

642
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:26,280
hour and a half ago. The after party
starts in 15 minutes.

643
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:34,000
And if anybody, Trevor, doesn't like it,
there's a dart.

644
00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:48,530
Yes, Mr. Stark.

645
00:56:48,570 --> 00:56:50,390
Give me a fat beat to beat my butt.

646
00:56:51,830 --> 00:56:57,330
I told you to shut it down.

647
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:11,190
Now, put that thing back where you found
it before someone gets hurt.

648
00:57:27,779 --> 00:57:30,900
Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a
sidekick.

649
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:36,920
Had enough?

650
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:49,760
Natalie! Oh, don't do this to me. I'm on
to you. You know what? Ever since you

651
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:50,760
came here...

652
00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:49,848
Put your hand down.

653
00:58:49,850 --> 00:58:51,750
You think you've got what it takes to
wear that suit?

654
00:58:52,170 --> 00:58:55,650
We don't have to do this, Tony. You want
to be the war machine? Take your shot.

655
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:56,509
Put it down.

656
00:58:56,510 --> 00:58:58,190
You're going to take a shot? Put it
down.

657
00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,210
No. Drop it, Tony. Take it.

658
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,080
This is Lieutenant.

659
01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:02,180
Colonel?

660
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:04,580
Major.

661
01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:07,380
Yeah?

662
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,060
Let's take it inside.

663
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,800
ask you to exit the donut.

664
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,400
I told you I don't want to join your
super secret boy band.

665
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,320
No, no, no. I remember you do everything
yourself.

666
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:53,140
How's it working out for you?

667
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:59,040
I'm sorry. I don't want to get off on
the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch

668
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,040
the eye?

669
01:02:01,220 --> 01:02:05,940
Honestly, I'm a bit hungover. I'm not
sure if you're real or if... I am very

670
01:02:05,940 --> 01:02:08,520
real. I'm the realest person you're ever
going to meet.

671
01:02:09,339 --> 01:02:12,240
Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
That's not looking so good.

672
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:14,580
It's been worse.

673
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,600
We've secured the perimeter, but I don't
think we should hold it for too much

674
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,600
longer.

675
01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:23,060
Huh.

676
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:25,740
You're fired.

677
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,480
That's not up to you.

678
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:29,240
Tony.

679
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,220
I want you to meet Agent Romanoff. Hi.
I'm a S .H .I .E .L .D. shadow. Once we

680
01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:34,620
knew you were ill, I was tasked to you
by Dr.

681
01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:36,540
Fury. I suggest you apologize.

682
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,280
You've been very busy.

683
01:02:38,810 --> 01:02:42,050
You made your girl your CEO. You're
giving away all your stuff.

684
01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:44,970
You let your friend fly away with your
suit.

685
01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:48,550
Now, if I didn't know better... You
don't know better. I didn't give it to

686
01:02:48,570 --> 01:02:51,230
He took it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? No.
He took it?

687
01:02:51,610 --> 01:02:56,290
You're Iron Man, and he just took it?
The little brother walked in there,

688
01:02:56,290 --> 01:02:57,750
your ass, and took your suit.

689
01:02:57,970 --> 01:02:59,870
Is that possible? Well, according to Mr.

690
01:03:00,090 --> 01:03:03,270
Stark's database security guidelines,
there are redundancies to prevent

691
01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:04,270
unauthorized usage.

692
01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:08,430
What do you want from me?

693
01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:09,940
What do we want from you? No, uh -uh.

694
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:12,000
What do you want from me?

695
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:16,000
You have become a problem, a problem I
have to deal with.

696
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:19,640
Contrary to your belief, you are not the
center of my universe. Yeah, I get it.

697
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,940
I have bigger problems than you in the
Southwest region to deal with. Get him.

698
01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:24,980
Oh,

699
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,780
God, you're going to steal my kidney and
sell it?

700
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,320
Would you please not do anything awful
for five seconds?

701
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:33,220
What did you just do to me?

702
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,120
What did we just do for you?

703
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:37,030
That's lithium dioxide.

704
01:03:37,310 --> 01:03:39,470
It's going to take the edge off. We're
trying to get you back to work.

705
01:03:39,970 --> 01:03:42,250
Give me a couple of boxes of that. It'll
be right as rain.

706
01:03:42,490 --> 01:03:43,930
It's not a cure just to beat the
symptoms.

707
01:03:44,430 --> 01:03:46,130
Doesn't look like it's going to be an
easy fix.

708
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,530
Trust me, I know I'm good at this stuff.

709
01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:52,650
I've been looking for a suitable
replacement for palladium. I've tried

710
01:03:52,650 --> 01:03:55,790
combination, every permutation of every
known element.

711
01:03:56,230 --> 01:03:58,710
Well, I'm here to tell you, you haven't
tried them all.

712
01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:01,870
Hey, hey, hey.

713
01:04:02,150 --> 01:04:03,150
Special delivery.

714
01:04:04,190 --> 01:04:05,190
Candy Graham.

715
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,680
I brought you something.

716
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:12,920
Oh, yeah.

717
01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:17,500
We got you the bird, pal.

718
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:19,140
This is not my bird.

719
01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:21,820
What do you mean? That's the bird. This
is the bird.

720
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,040
Yeah.

721
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,720
Pulled a lot of streets to get this
bird.

722
01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:25,980
This is a great bird.

723
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:28,740
It's a beautiful bird. We got this all
the way from Russia.

724
01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:31,140
Amen. This is not my bird.

725
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:38,040
Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean, this is a gorgeous bird. I

726
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,040
mean, you know, look.

727
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,480
Don't get so attached to things. Learn
to let go.

728
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:45,680
Wait a minute.

729
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,360
Jack, what is that?

730
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:50,820
Is that... That's not a helmet. What is
that?

731
01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:00,220
Um... Ivan?

732
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,300
What's this?

733
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:03,660
Jack?

734
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,340
Is that a helmet? Doesn't look like a
helmet to me.

735
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,560
How are you supposed to get a head in
there?

736
01:05:09,069 --> 01:05:12,450
Jack, could you put your head in there?
No. Try to put your head in there. No,

737
01:05:12,550 --> 01:05:13,750
go ahead. Try to put your head in there.

738
01:05:14,150 --> 01:05:19,430
See, Ivan, he can't put his head in
there. That's not a helmet. It's a head.

739
01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:24,070
I need to put a guy in there. I need to
fit a person in that suit. You

740
01:05:24,070 --> 01:05:25,070
understand?

741
01:05:25,330 --> 01:05:26,209
Drone better.

742
01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:28,330
What? Drone better? Why is drone better?

743
01:05:28,670 --> 01:05:29,670
Why is drone better?

744
01:05:30,090 --> 01:05:31,090
People make problem.

745
01:05:31,990 --> 01:05:32,928
Trust me.

746
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:33,930
Drone better.

747
01:05:34,390 --> 01:05:38,170
Ivan, you know, I like you. I got you
the bird.

748
01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:40,640
You said no problem.

749
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,500
That's what you said to me. You said no
problem.

750
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:46,740
Now, I need suits. The government wants
suits.

751
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:48,760
Like Iron Man. You understand?

752
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:50,520
That's what the people want.

753
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,280
That's what's going to make them happy.

754
01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:54,100
Hey, man.

755
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:57,840
Don't get too attached to things.

756
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,300
I'm going to let go.

757
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:06,860
These drones better steal the show,
Ivan.

758
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:08,630
You understand?

759
01:06:09,070 --> 01:06:10,890
Better rock my world, Ivan.

760
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,190
Unbelievable.

761
01:06:22,810 --> 01:06:24,990
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.

762
01:06:25,470 --> 01:06:26,470
It's functional?

763
01:06:27,330 --> 01:06:28,570
Fully mission capable.

764
01:06:29,190 --> 01:06:32,090
Good. Get Hammer down here to weaponize
it.

765
01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:38,340
Sir? Justin Hammer is making a weapons
presentation at the Expo. We'd like this

766
01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:39,319
to introduce it.

767
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:43,400
Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...
Colonel, the world needs to see this

768
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,460
We've got to make this happen.

769
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:48,520
Yes, General, but the... It's also an
order.

770
01:06:49,540 --> 01:06:50,540
Yes, sir.

771
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:52,020
Good work, Colonel.

772
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,480
You've made your country proud.

773
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:55,500
Thank you, sir.

774
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,380
That thing in your chest is based on
unfinished technology.

775
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:10,720
No, it was finished. It's never been
particularly effective until I

776
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,000
it and put it in my... No.

777
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,020
Howard said the arc reactor was the
stepping stone to something greater. He

778
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:20,100
about to kick off an energy race that
was going to dwarf the arms race.

779
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:24,620
He was on to something big. Something so
big that it was going to make the

780
01:07:24,620 --> 01:07:27,220
nuclear reactor look like a triple -A
battery.

781
01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,860
Just him? Or was Anton Vanko in on this,
too?

782
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:32,940
Anton Vanko is the other side of that
coin.

783
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:37,080
Anton saw it as a way to get rich. When
your father found out, he had him

784
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,620
deported. When the Russians found out he
couldn't deliver, they shipped his ass

785
01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:44,040
off to Siberia, and he spent the next 20
years in a vodka -fuel rage.

786
01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:47,940
Not quite the environment you want to
raise a kid in. Son, you had the

787
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:50,520
misfortune of crossing paths with in
Monaco.

788
01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:53,960
You told me I hadn't tried everything.
What do you mean I haven't tried

789
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:57,520
everything? What happened I tried? He
said that you were the only person with

790
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:00,680
the means and knowledge to finish what
he started.

791
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:02,300
He said that?

792
01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:03,098
Mm -hmm.

793
01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:05,180
Are you that guy? Hmm? Are you?

794
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:11,180
Because if you are, then you can solve
the riddle of your heart.

795
01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:18,660
I don't know where you're getting your
information, but he wasn't my biggest

796
01:08:18,660 --> 01:08:22,470
fan. What do you remember about your
dad, huh? He was cold. He was

797
01:08:22,810 --> 01:08:25,930
He never told me he loved me. He never
even told me he liked me. So it's a

798
01:08:25,930 --> 01:08:28,890
little tough for me to digest when
you're telling me he said the whole

799
01:08:28,890 --> 01:08:32,149
was riding on me and he's passing it
down. I don't get that.

800
01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,050
You're talking about a guy whose
happiest day was when he shipped me off

801
01:08:35,050 --> 01:08:35,809
boarding school.

802
01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:36,728
That's not true.

803
01:08:36,729 --> 01:08:39,029
Well, then clearly you know my dad
better than I did.

804
01:08:39,810 --> 01:08:40,990
As a matter of fact, I did.

805
01:08:41,630 --> 01:08:43,569
He was one of the founding members of S
.H .I .E .L .D.

806
01:08:43,770 --> 01:08:44,770
What?

807
01:08:45,390 --> 01:08:47,229
I got a two o 'clock. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

808
01:08:47,770 --> 01:08:48,568
What's this?

809
01:08:48,569 --> 01:08:51,850
Okay, you're good, right? No, I'm not
good. You got this, right? Got what? I

810
01:08:51,850 --> 01:08:55,210
don't even know what I'm supposed to
get. Natasha will remain a floater at

811
01:08:55,210 --> 01:08:58,910
with her cover intact, and you remember
Agent Colson, right? Yeah.

812
01:08:59,729 --> 01:09:04,750
Oh, and Tony, remember, I got my eye on
you.

813
01:09:11,410 --> 01:09:14,370
We've disabled all communication with no
contact with the outside world.

814
01:09:14,770 --> 01:09:15,770
Good luck.

815
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,500
First thing, I need a little body work.

816
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,859
I'll put in a little time at the lab. If
we could send one of your goon squad

817
01:09:26,859 --> 01:09:29,740
down to the Coffee Bean Cross Creek for
a Starbucks run or something like that,

818
01:09:29,779 --> 01:09:31,020
that'd be nice. I'm not here for that.

819
01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:34,979
I've been authorized by Director Fury to
use any means necessary to keep you on

820
01:09:34,979 --> 01:09:39,439
premises. If you attempt to leave or
play any games, I will tase you and

821
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:41,260
Super Nanny while you drool into the
carpet.

822
01:09:41,580 --> 01:09:42,880
Okay? I think I got it, yeah.

823
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Enjoy your evening's entertainment.

824
01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:13,360
Think this is a power source?

825
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:18,520
Major, this is not a scientific
exercise. Let's just focus on arming it,

826
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:19,520
right?

827
01:10:19,940 --> 01:10:20,940
Yes, sir.

828
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:22,660
Oh, yes!

829
01:10:23,340 --> 01:10:24,880
Oh, yes, yes, yes!

830
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:26,240
Is it my birthday?

831
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:28,880
You got it. What did you do?

832
01:10:29,420 --> 01:10:30,420
What did you do?

833
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,440
Oh!

834
01:10:33,740 --> 01:10:35,040
Is this what I think it is?

835
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:36,480
Yes, it is.

836
01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:39,480
Hammer, I want to know what you're going
to do for us.

837
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,080
What am I going to do for you?

838
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,420
Well, first thing I'm going to do for
you is I'm going to upgrade your

839
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,900
and then I'm going to... I'm talking
about firepower.

840
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,720
Well, you're talking to the right guy.

841
01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:58,100
Flare -edge, high -tech, semi
-automatic, 9mm pistol.

842
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,500
You downtown?

843
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,040
I agree.

844
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:06,440
M24 shotgun, pump action, 5 -round
magazine.

845
01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:10,040
You know what? You're not a hunter. What
am I talking about? I'm getting rid of

846
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,900
it. This is the FN2000 from Belgium.

847
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:14,720
That should make something better than
waffles.

848
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,720
It's beautiful, but I can tell this
isn't disco enough for you, so I'm going

849
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,559
put it right here.

850
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,200
We're looking at a Milkor 40mm grenade
launcher.

851
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,520
Tear gas, smoke, hippie control.

852
01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,100
Cheers to that.

853
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,200
Let me tell you something.

854
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:29,620
Size does matter.

855
01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:31,380
Don't let anyone tell you different.

856
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:36,560
This is an M134 7 .62 minigun, six
individual barrels.

857
01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:38,770
The torso taker, powder maker.

858
01:11:39,070 --> 01:11:42,370
Our boys in uniform call it Uncle
Gazpacho or Puff the Magic Dragon.

859
01:11:46,430 --> 01:11:47,430
Okay.

860
01:11:49,170 --> 01:11:53,090
These are the Cubans, baby. These are
the Cohibas, the Monte Cristos.

861
01:11:54,650 --> 01:11:59,050
This is a kinetic kill sidewinder
vehicle with a secondary

862
01:11:59,050 --> 01:12:00,830
trinitramine RDX burst.

863
01:12:01,550 --> 01:12:03,350
It's capable of busting the bunker.

864
01:12:03,950 --> 01:12:07,170
Under the bunker you just busted. If you
were any smarter, you'd write a book.

865
01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:10,330
A book that would make Ulysses look like
it was written in crayon.

866
01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:12,750
And it would read it to you.

867
01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:14,810
This is my Eiffel Tower.

868
01:12:15,090 --> 01:12:17,910
This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My
Pieta.

869
01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:20,750
It's completely elegant. It's bafflingly
beautiful.

870
01:12:21,330 --> 01:12:25,550
And it's capable of reducing the
population of any standing structure to

871
01:12:27,030 --> 01:12:28,570
I call it the ex -wife.

872
01:12:34,510 --> 01:12:35,510
That's the best I got.

873
01:12:41,210 --> 01:12:45,030
Are you going to do this? Give me
something here. You're like a sphinx. I

874
01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:46,030
reach it.

875
01:12:46,050 --> 01:12:47,050
I think I'll take it.

876
01:12:47,410 --> 01:12:48,410
Which one?

877
01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,190
All of it.

878
01:12:52,070 --> 01:12:53,070
All of it.

879
01:13:30,949 --> 01:13:37,310
Everything is achievable through
technology. Better living, robust

880
01:13:37,390 --> 01:13:42,450
for the first time in human history, the
possibility of world peace.

881
01:13:43,030 --> 01:13:47,790
I'm Howard Stark, and everything you'll
need for the future can be found right

882
01:13:47,790 --> 01:13:53,150
here. City of the future, city of
tomorrow, city of... I'm

883
01:13:53,150 --> 01:13:58,290
Howard Stark.

884
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,480
And everything you'll need in the future
can be found right here.

885
01:14:02,660 --> 01:14:09,100
So, from all of us at Stark Industries,
I would like to personally... Tony, what

886
01:14:09,100 --> 01:14:11,380
are you doing back there? What is that?
Put that back.

887
01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:13,280
Put it back where you got it from.

888
01:14:14,820 --> 01:14:15,719
Where's your mother?

889
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,720
Maria!

890
01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:18,820
Come on, go, go, go, go.

891
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:25,920
All right, I think we got the... I'll
come in and...

892
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:30,840
Are you waiting on me?

893
01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:39,680
So from all of us at Dark Industries,
I'd like to personally show you my app.

894
01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:44,320
I can't. We have this, don't we?

895
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:51,680
Everything is achievable

896
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,520
through technology.

897
01:15:07,930 --> 01:15:11,830
Tony, you're too young to understand
this right now, so I thought I would put

898
01:15:11,830 --> 01:15:12,830
on film for you.

899
01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:16,270
I built this for you.

900
01:15:17,890 --> 01:15:21,330
And someday you'll realize that it
represents a whole lot more than just

901
01:15:21,330 --> 01:15:22,330
people's inventions.

902
01:15:22,830 --> 01:15:24,650
It represents my life's work.

903
01:15:25,830 --> 01:15:27,730
This is the key to the future.

904
01:15:31,070 --> 01:15:33,370
I'm limited by the technology of my
time.

905
01:15:34,190 --> 01:15:35,770
But one day you'll figure this out.

906
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:40,730
And when you do, you will change the
world.

907
01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:47,850
What is and always will be my greatest
creation is

908
01:15:47,850 --> 01:15:49,990
you.

909
01:16:15,350 --> 01:16:16,350
Take it,

910
01:16:18,770 --> 01:16:20,470
take it.

911
01:16:21,030 --> 01:16:24,170
I don't like people handing me things.
Just drop that there, that's right.

912
01:16:25,050 --> 01:16:26,050
Are you earning, man?

913
01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:28,770
We believe in you.

914
01:16:29,930 --> 01:16:32,430
It was an illegal seizure of trademark
property.

915
01:16:33,430 --> 01:16:36,030
Relax. Mr. Stark, he refuses.

916
01:16:36,450 --> 01:16:40,700
I don't. It's fine. I'll just be a
second. Listen, it's our position that

917
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:45,220
has and continues to maintain
proprietary ownership of the Mark II

918
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:49,460
When Mr. Stark announced he was indeed
Iron Man, he was making a promise to

919
01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:52,820
America. No, you belong to us. We
trusted that he would look out for us.

920
01:16:52,860 --> 01:16:56,020
but you're not. He obviously did not.
Bert. And now we learn that his

921
01:16:56,540 --> 01:17:01,300
a woman named Virginia Pepper Potts, has
been appointed as CEO of Stark

922
01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:03,440
Industries. What are her qualifications?

923
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:07,180
No. Ms. Potts is doing nothing to manage
this terrible situation.

924
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:12,400
Bert, Bert, Bert, listen to me. Don't
tell me that we have the best patent

925
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,600
lawyers in the country and then not let
me pursue this.

926
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,580
I'll get this stuff out of here. Well,
then tell the president to sign an

927
01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:24,060
We'll talk about it at the expo.
Hammer's giving some presentation

928
01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:26,660
evening. Will Tony Stark be there?

929
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,560
Will I?

930
01:17:28,740 --> 01:17:30,140
No, he will not. I would like to be.

931
01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:31,380
Bye.

932
01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:33,179
Got a minute? No.

933
01:17:33,180 --> 01:17:35,220
Come on, you just got off the phone.
You're fine. 30 seconds.

934
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:39,360
29, 28.

935
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:43,920
I was just driving over here, and I
thought I was coming to basically

936
01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:45,840
but I'm not. Oh, you didn't come here to
apologize?

937
01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:47,960
Look, that goes without saying, and I'm
working on that.

938
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:53,760
But I haven't been entirely up front
with you, and I just want to try to make

939
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:54,760
good... Can I move this?

940
01:17:55,120 --> 01:18:01,900
This is crazy. It's like a Ferris wheel
going. I'm trying to get some... Do you

941
01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:02,960
know how short life is?

942
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:06,980
And if I never got to express...

943
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:11,420
And by the way, this is somewhat
revelatory to me, and I don't care. I

944
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:15,140
care. It would be nice. I'm not
expecting you to... Look, here's what

945
01:18:15,140 --> 01:18:17,820
to say. I'm just going to say it. Let me
just stop you right here, okay? Because

946
01:18:17,820 --> 01:18:22,380
if you say I one more time, I'm going to
actually hurl something at your head, I

947
01:18:22,380 --> 01:18:26,900
think. I am trying to run a company. Do
you have any idea what that entails?

948
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:31,680
Yes. People are relying on you to be
Iron Man, and you disappeared, and all

949
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,240
doing is putting out your fires and
taking the heat for it.

950
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:40,400
I am trying to do the job that you were
meant to do.

951
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,140
Did you bring me strawberries?

952
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:51,640
Did you know that there's only one thing
on Earth that I'm allergic to? Allergic

953
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:52,640
to strawberries.

954
01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:59,000
This is progress, Pepper. I knew there
was a correlation between you and this.

955
01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:03,380
I need you. I need you, too. That's what
I'm trying to say.

956
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,000
Miss Potts?

957
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:13,260
Hi. Come on in.

958
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:15,060
Wheels up in 25 minutes.

959
01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:16,700
Thank you.

960
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:19,840
Anything else, boss?

961
01:19:19,940 --> 01:19:23,040
No, I'll be just... Another minute.

962
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:25,980
I lost both the kids in the divorce.

963
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,000
Nothing?

964
01:19:30,460 --> 01:19:31,460
No.

965
01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:36,100
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?

966
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,760
Here at Stark Enterprises?

967
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,080
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?

968
01:19:42,260 --> 01:19:47,340
I thought you two didn't... get along.
No, that's not so. It's just me you

969
01:19:47,340 --> 01:19:48,340
care for.

970
01:19:48,820 --> 01:19:49,880
No? Nothing.

971
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:53,460
Actually, while you're here, maybe you
and Natalie could discuss the matter of

972
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:54,460
the personal belonging.

973
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:55,720
Absolutely.

974
01:20:02,540 --> 01:20:07,200
I'm surprised you can keep your mouth
shut. You won't mind blowing... How do

975
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,940
do it? You just tear things up. You're a
triple imposter. I've never seen

976
01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:12,500
anything like it. Is there anything real
about you? Do you even speak Latin?

977
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:16,040
Which means? Wait, what?

978
01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:17,700
What did you just say?

979
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,000
It means you can either drive yourself
home or I can have you collected.

980
01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:23,480
You're good.

981
01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:27,620
George, could you kindly vacuform a
digital wireframe? I need a

982
01:21:27,620 --> 01:21:28,620
projection.

983
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:39,600
1974, Stark Expo model scan complete,
sir.

984
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:43,540
How many buildings are there?

985
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,160
Am I to include the Belgian waffle
stand?

986
01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:48,260
That was rhetorical. Just show me.

987
01:21:55,430 --> 01:21:56,430
Uh -huh.

988
01:21:57,870 --> 01:22:03,090
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?

989
01:22:04,450 --> 01:22:06,190
Not unlike an atom.

990
01:22:06,510 --> 01:22:09,590
In which case, we'll be here.

991
01:22:11,150 --> 01:22:12,150
Highlight the atmosphere.

992
01:22:21,930 --> 01:22:22,930
Where's the footpath?

993
01:22:24,010 --> 01:22:25,010
Get rid of him.

994
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,380
What is it you're trying to achieve?

995
01:22:26,820 --> 01:22:32,020
I'm discovering, correction, I'm
rediscovering a new element.

996
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:38,620
Lucid landscaping, the shrubbery, the
trees, parking lots, exits, entrances.

997
01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:45,760
Structured protons and neutrons.

998
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,460
Using the pavilions as a framework.

999
01:23:15,370 --> 01:23:16,770
Dead for almost 20 years.

1000
01:23:18,350 --> 01:23:19,970
Still taking me to school.

1001
01:23:26,070 --> 01:23:30,490
The proposed element should serve as a
viable replacement for palladium.

1002
01:23:31,270 --> 01:23:32,270
Thanks, Dad.

1003
01:23:32,390 --> 01:23:35,250
Unfortunately, it is impossible to
synthesize.

1004
01:23:35,870 --> 01:23:36,870
Uh -huh.

1005
01:23:39,710 --> 01:23:43,150
Get ready for a major remodel, fellas.
We're back in hardware mode.

1006
01:24:31,530 --> 01:24:32,630
I heard you broke the perimeter.

1007
01:24:32,910 --> 01:24:36,770
Uh, yeah. That was like three years ago.
Where you been? I was doing some stuff.

1008
01:24:37,050 --> 01:24:38,770
Yeah? Well, me too, and it worked.

1009
01:24:40,090 --> 01:24:42,010
Hey, I'm playing for the home team,
Colson.

1010
01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:45,490
You and all your fabulous furry freak
brothers. Now, you gonna let me work or

1011
01:24:45,490 --> 01:24:46,490
break my ball?

1012
01:24:48,370 --> 01:24:49,370
What's this doing here?

1013
01:24:52,550 --> 01:24:53,550
That's it.

1014
01:24:54,690 --> 01:24:55,690
Bring this to me.

1015
01:24:55,870 --> 01:24:58,050
You know what this is? It's exactly what
I need to make this work.

1016
01:25:00,430 --> 01:25:01,430
Lift the coil.

1017
01:25:01,770 --> 01:25:04,290
Go. Go. Put your knees in. There you go.

1018
01:25:04,910 --> 01:25:07,830
And... Drop it. Drop it.

1019
01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:13,150
Perfectly level.

1020
01:25:13,890 --> 01:25:15,310
I'm busy. What do you want? Nothing.

1021
01:25:16,170 --> 01:25:18,030
Goodbye. I've been reassigned.

1022
01:25:18,650 --> 01:25:20,250
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.

1023
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:22,770
Fantastic. Land of enchantment. So I'm
told.

1024
01:25:23,230 --> 01:25:24,089
Secret stuff.

1025
01:25:24,090 --> 01:25:25,090
Something like that.

1026
01:25:26,010 --> 01:25:27,330
Good luck. Bye.

1027
01:25:28,030 --> 01:25:29,390
Thanks. We need you.

1028
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:30,860
Yeah, more than you know.

1029
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:32,200
Not that much.

1030
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:52,720
Initializing prismatic stellar.

1031
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:01,820
Approaching maximum power.

1032
01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,030
That's easy.

1033
01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:08,590
Congratulations.

1034
01:27:10,990 --> 01:27:12,830
You have created a new element.

1035
01:27:21,710 --> 01:27:24,510
Sir, the reactor has accepted the
modified call.

1036
01:27:25,310 --> 01:27:27,050
I will begin running diagnostic.

1037
01:27:33,810 --> 01:27:34,810
Hey, Ivan.

1038
01:27:35,430 --> 01:27:37,090
I got Senator Stern here.

1039
01:27:37,410 --> 01:27:39,690
Thought we'd swing over and look at some
of the drone design.

1040
01:27:40,010 --> 01:27:41,650
The drone is not going to be ready.

1041
01:27:42,190 --> 01:27:43,350
Not ready? What do you mean?

1042
01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:46,170
I can make presentation, not
demonstration.

1043
01:27:47,050 --> 01:27:48,870
What the hell is the difference?

1044
01:27:50,020 --> 01:27:52,040
Resultation, no flight, no shooting.

1045
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:56,760
Well, what can you make him do? I mean,
this is a weapons demonstration.

1046
01:27:57,360 --> 01:27:58,500
I can make salute.

1047
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:01,860
You can make salute? What do you mean,
make salute?

1048
01:28:02,260 --> 01:28:04,020
What the hell does that mean, Ivan?

1049
01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:06,340
This is not what we agreed to, okay?

1050
01:28:06,580 --> 01:28:09,240
You promised me suits, and then you
promised me drones.

1051
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:13,100
I mean, everything will be okay. This is
not what I wanted.

1052
01:28:25,610 --> 01:28:26,710
Hey, there he is.

1053
01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:28,010
Bird man.

1054
01:28:30,230 --> 01:28:31,390
Oh, now you like the bird.

1055
01:28:31,730 --> 01:28:32,730
Is that right?

1056
01:28:32,890 --> 01:28:33,910
Is that your bird?

1057
01:28:34,230 --> 01:28:35,230
I'm confused.

1058
01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:39,090
You said it wasn't, but now it looks
like you're best of pals.

1059
01:28:39,750 --> 01:28:41,050
You love that bird, don't you?

1060
01:28:41,970 --> 01:28:43,330
You know what? Take the bird.

1061
01:28:45,590 --> 01:28:46,590
Hey!

1062
01:28:48,730 --> 01:28:49,850
Take his pillows, too.

1063
01:28:50,670 --> 01:28:51,670
Both of them.

1064
01:28:52,450 --> 01:28:53,750
And his shoes. Take his shoes.

1065
01:28:58,540 --> 01:28:59,540
I took your stuff.

1066
01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:01,660
How does that make you feel?

1067
01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:03,280
Do you feel bad?

1068
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:06,740
Good. Because that's how I feel.

1069
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,960
We had a contract.

1070
01:29:11,060 --> 01:29:12,720
I saved your life.

1071
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:15,460
And you give me suits.

1072
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:17,540
That was our deal.

1073
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:19,640
And you did not deliver.

1074
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:25,060
I don't know if you're a genius or a
fraud. I don't know what you are.

1075
01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:30,640
Something really, really great fell into
my lap.

1076
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,560
And if it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy
tonight.

1077
01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:38,880
Now I have a piece of Stark tech that I
pimped out myself.

1078
01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:42,920
Now you're overpriced paperweight, so
you look like a backdrop to my

1079
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:43,920
demonstration.

1080
01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:45,980
You dig what I'm getting at here?

1081
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:52,280
I don't know if you know this, but I
don't speak Russian!

1082
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:57,600
I'm going to leave now.

1083
01:29:58,500 --> 01:29:59,700
I'm going to go to the expo.

1084
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:01,320
Maybe I'll even get laid.

1085
01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:05,820
See these guys? They're your
babysitters. They are not to be trifled

1086
01:30:07,180 --> 01:30:10,580
When I get back, we're going to
renegotiate the terms of our agreement.

1087
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:14,100
And you're going to make good on our
arrangements.

1088
01:30:14,580 --> 01:30:18,380
Because if you don't, you're going to be
exactly what you were when I found you.

1089
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:19,440
A dead man.

1090
01:30:20,140 --> 01:30:21,140
You got that?

1091
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:23,960
Maybe you can watch me on TV.

1092
01:30:34,190 --> 01:30:35,950
Dummy, you, can we clean up this mess?

1093
01:30:36,210 --> 01:30:39,390
They're killing me, you know I don't...
Incoming call with a blocked number,

1094
01:30:39,530 --> 01:30:41,390
sir. Phone privilege is reinstated.

1095
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:42,970
Lovely.

1096
01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:45,090
Coulson, how's Land of Enchantment?

1097
01:30:45,370 --> 01:30:47,430
Hey, Tony, how you doing?

1098
01:30:47,850 --> 01:30:48,850
Ha ha.

1099
01:30:48,990 --> 01:30:50,130
A double cycle.

1100
01:30:50,490 --> 01:30:51,490
What?

1101
01:30:52,050 --> 01:30:54,470
You told me double cycles, more power.

1102
01:30:55,010 --> 01:30:56,010
Good advice.

1103
01:30:56,390 --> 01:30:57,970
You sound pretty sprightly for a dead
guy.

1104
01:30:58,230 --> 01:30:59,230
You too.

1105
01:30:59,670 --> 01:31:00,670
Ha ha.

1106
01:31:02,170 --> 01:31:03,290
Tracy. Sir.

1107
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:07,380
Now, the true history of Stark's name
will be written.

1108
01:31:07,620 --> 01:31:08,620
Where is he?

1109
01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:10,120
Accessing the Oracle Grid.

1110
01:31:11,380 --> 01:31:12,560
Eastern Seaboard.

1111
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:19,720
What your father did to my family over
40 years, I will do to you in

1112
01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:20,720
40 minutes.

1113
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:22,420
Sounds good. Let's get together and hash
it out.

1114
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:23,720
Tri -state area.

1115
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:26,140
Manhattan and Outline Boroughs.

1116
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:27,740
I hope you're ready.

1117
01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:32,500
Call trace incomplete.

1118
01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:45,510
You want to run some tests?

1119
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:46,750
Run them.

1120
01:31:47,750 --> 01:31:50,450
And assemble a few while you're at it.
Put them together now. I don't want to

1121
01:31:50,450 --> 01:31:51,810
hear it, Jarvis.

1122
01:31:56,490 --> 01:31:57,490
I'll take that coconut.

1123
01:31:58,750 --> 01:31:59,750
Metal.

1124
01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:17,420
i'll keep the car down here all right
thank you

1125
01:32:17,420 --> 01:32:23,160
yeah

1126
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:44,980
What I'm talking about.

1127
01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:46,420
Thanks for coming.

1128
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:52,440
Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,
this country has had to place its brave

1129
01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:53,900
men and women in harm's way.

1130
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:58,700
But then the Iron Man arrived, and we
thought the days of losing lives were

1131
01:32:58,700 --> 01:32:59,700
behind us.

1132
01:33:00,820 --> 01:33:03,100
Sadly, that technology was kept out of
reach.

1133
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:05,340
That's not fair. That's not right.

1134
01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:07,040
And it's just too bad.

1135
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:12,180
Regardless, it was an impressive
innovation, one that grabbed headlines

1136
01:33:12,180 --> 01:33:13,180
world over.

1137
01:33:13,610 --> 01:33:18,230
Well, today, my friends, the press is
faced with quite a different problem.

1138
01:33:19,130 --> 01:33:21,650
They are about to run out of ink.

1139
01:33:27,410 --> 01:33:34,190
Ladies and gentlemen, today I

1140
01:33:34,190 --> 01:33:40,970
present to you the new face of the
United States military, the hammer

1141
01:33:40,970 --> 01:33:41,970
drone.

1142
01:34:40,170 --> 01:34:41,490
and some cheerleaders, let me tell you.

1143
01:34:42,950 --> 01:34:47,630
But as revolutionary as this technology
is, there will always be a need for man

1144
01:34:47,630 --> 01:34:49,470
to be present at the theater of war.

1145
01:34:50,330 --> 01:34:54,250
Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud
to present to you the very first

1146
01:34:54,250 --> 01:35:00,390
prototype in the Variable Threat
Response Battlesuit and its pilot, Air

1147
01:35:00,390 --> 01:35:02,170
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.

1148
01:35:43,690 --> 01:35:47,390
We've got trouble.

1149
01:35:48,430 --> 01:35:52,070
Tony, there are civilians present. I'm
here on orders. Let's not do this right

1150
01:35:52,070 --> 01:35:53,330
now. Come with.

1151
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:59,360
All these people are in danger. We've
got to get them out of here. You've got

1152
01:35:59,360 --> 01:36:03,160
trust me for the next five minutes. I
got tossed around your house, remember?

1153
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:04,160
think he's working with Benko.

1154
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:06,200
Benko the lot?

1155
01:36:07,100 --> 01:36:08,160
Ah, yeah!

1156
01:36:09,060 --> 01:36:10,060
Where is he?

1157
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:12,360
What? Where's Benko?

1158
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:14,620
Who? Tell me.

1159
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:16,620
What are you doing here, man?

1160
01:36:17,260 --> 01:36:18,260
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1161
01:36:22,380 --> 01:36:23,580
Is that you?

1162
01:36:24,180 --> 01:36:25,920
No, I'm not doing that. That's not me.

1163
01:36:26,620 --> 01:36:27,620
I can't move.

1164
01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:29,200
I'm locked up. I'm locked up.

1165
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,120
Get out of here. Go. This whole system's
been compromised.

1166
01:36:33,680 --> 01:36:34,680
Take it outside.

1167
01:36:59,310 --> 01:37:00,770
Jarvis, break in. I need you on him.

1168
01:37:01,090 --> 01:37:02,090
Yes.

1169
01:37:04,470 --> 01:37:07,010
Tony, Tony, I'm locked on. I have target
locked.

1170
01:37:07,230 --> 01:37:08,390
On what? On you.

1171
01:37:13,990 --> 01:37:14,990
Tony on your stick.

1172
01:37:33,390 --> 01:37:35,630
What's going on? What's happening? The
software's been overwritten. What?

1173
01:37:35,910 --> 01:37:38,350
What do you mean it's been overwritten?
I think he slaved the drones. That's

1174
01:37:38,350 --> 01:37:42,390
impossible. Call the guards. All the
phones are down, sir. Well, then, call

1175
01:37:42,390 --> 01:37:43,390
their cells.

1176
01:37:43,450 --> 01:37:44,690
The cell phones are not working either,
sir.

1177
01:37:44,930 --> 01:37:47,430
He's locked us out of the mainframe.
Who's locked you out of the mainframe?

1178
01:37:47,630 --> 01:37:50,510
Please, please, go away. Go away. I've
got this handle. Have you now?

1179
01:37:50,730 --> 01:37:54,530
Yes, I do. In fact, if your guy hadn't
showed up, this wouldn't be happening.

1180
01:37:54,530 --> 01:37:56,410
please, now, go away. Thank you.

1181
01:37:56,970 --> 01:37:58,690
Listen, we've got to get these bitches
out of here.

1182
01:37:59,410 --> 01:38:02,370
Tell me who's behind this.

1183
01:38:02,590 --> 01:38:03,590
Who?

1184
01:38:07,130 --> 01:38:08,130
Where is he?

1185
01:38:08,670 --> 01:38:09,730
He's at my facility.

1186
01:38:12,510 --> 01:38:16,210
I need NYPD, please. No, no, no, no,
honey.

1187
01:38:16,490 --> 01:38:19,030
Don't call the authorities. Okay, right
away, right away. Step aside.

1188
01:38:19,450 --> 01:38:20,450
Step aside.

1189
01:38:21,250 --> 01:38:22,810
Tell me everything you know. Go.

1190
01:38:30,610 --> 01:38:31,610
Hello, Jarvis.

1191
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:56,760
Nobody's answering the phone. What's
going on? Get in the car. Take me to

1192
01:38:56,760 --> 01:38:58,600
Industries. I'm not taking you anywhere.

1193
01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:01,720
Fine. You want me to drive? No, I'm
driving. Get in the car.

1194
01:40:00,980 --> 01:40:01,980
Nice work, kids.

1195
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:07,380
Son, you got multiple coming in on you.
Let's get this away from the Expo.

1196
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:14,780
When we arrive, I need you to watch the
perimeter.

1197
01:40:15,640 --> 01:40:17,400
I'm going to enter the facility and take
down the target.

1198
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:22,560
Watch the perimeter.

1199
01:40:54,810 --> 01:40:58,290
Listen, listen. A pack just peeled off.
They're headed back to the expo. Got it.

1200
01:41:02,950 --> 01:41:04,070
I'm closing on you.

1201
01:41:04,810 --> 01:41:06,730
Ordinance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.

1202
01:41:24,270 --> 01:41:25,270
I'm not staying in the car.

1203
01:41:25,490 --> 01:41:26,830
I said stay in the car.

1204
01:41:27,290 --> 01:41:28,290
What are you wearing?

1205
01:41:30,590 --> 01:41:32,010
Look, I'm not letting you go in there
alone.

1206
01:41:32,870 --> 01:41:34,310
You want to help? Get the car running.

1207
01:41:34,610 --> 01:41:35,610
Okay.

1208
01:42:28,590 --> 01:42:32,050
A set of drones is communicating in a
very unique language. Well, choose one

1209
01:42:32,050 --> 01:42:32,949
focus on that.

1210
01:42:32,950 --> 01:42:34,750
Have you tried Russian? Why don't you
try Russian?

1211
01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:46,560
Yeah. Drop your socks and grab your
Crocs. We're about to get wet on this

1212
01:43:48,740 --> 01:43:50,020
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1213
01:43:59,140 --> 01:44:00,140
He's gone.

1214
01:44:15,470 --> 01:44:17,110
Sorry, buddy. Had to thin out the herd.

1215
01:44:17,910 --> 01:44:18,910
What's your 20?

1216
01:44:23,530 --> 01:44:26,430
What are

1217
01:44:26,430 --> 01:44:32,170
you doing?

1218
01:44:32,510 --> 01:44:34,010
I'm rebooting Rudy's suit.

1219
01:44:58,500 --> 01:44:59,500
Reboot complete.

1220
01:45:00,660 --> 01:45:01,940
You got your best friend back.

1221
01:45:02,440 --> 01:45:06,300
Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
Well done with the new chest piece. I'm

1222
01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:09,140
reading significantly higher output and
your vitals all look promising.

1223
01:45:09,780 --> 01:45:11,240
Yes, for the moment I'm not dying.

1224
01:45:11,580 --> 01:45:12,419
Thank you.

1225
01:45:12,420 --> 01:45:14,520
What do you mean you're not dying? Did
you just say you're dying?

1226
01:45:14,780 --> 01:45:19,060
That you? Uh, no. I'm not. Not anymore.
What's going on? I was going to tell you

1227
01:45:19,060 --> 01:45:21,860
I didn't want to warn you. You were
going to tell me you really were dying?

1228
01:45:21,860 --> 01:45:23,360
didn't let me. Why did you tell me that?

1229
01:45:23,610 --> 01:45:27,330
I was going to make you an omelet and
tell you. Hey, hey, save it for the

1230
01:45:27,330 --> 01:45:28,690
honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony.

1231
01:45:29,190 --> 01:45:30,650
Looks like the fight's coming to you.

1232
01:45:30,930 --> 01:45:32,750
Great. Pepper? Are you okay now?

1233
01:45:32,970 --> 01:45:36,770
I am fine. Don't be mad. I will formally
apologize when I'm not fending off a

1234
01:45:36,770 --> 01:45:37,990
hemorrhoid attack.

1235
01:45:38,890 --> 01:45:40,370
Fine. We could have been in Venice.

1236
01:45:40,650 --> 01:45:41,650
Oh, please.

1237
01:45:46,550 --> 01:45:48,130
Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.

1238
01:45:50,170 --> 01:45:51,710
They're coming. Come on, let's go. Get
up.

1239
01:45:55,540 --> 01:45:57,220
Oh, man, you didn't have your suit back.

1240
01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:02,120
You okay?

1241
01:46:02,760 --> 01:46:03,760
Yeah, thanks.

1242
01:46:05,940 --> 01:46:10,040
Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay? Don't be.
No, I should have trusted you more. I'm

1243
01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:12,660
the one who put you in this position.
Forget it. No, it's your fault. I just

1244
01:46:12,660 --> 01:46:14,900
wanted to say I'm sorry. Thank you.
That's all I wanted to hear.

1245
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:19,440
Partner, they're coming in hot any
second.

1246
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:20,680
What's the play?

1247
01:46:21,660 --> 01:46:24,660
Well, we want to take the high ground,
okay? So let's put the biggest gun up on

1248
01:46:24,660 --> 01:46:25,660
that ridge. Gotcha.

1249
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:28,880
Where do you want to be? Where are you
going? What are you talking about?

1250
01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:33,360
You have a big gun. You are not the big
gun. Tony, don't be jealous. No, it's

1251
01:46:33,360 --> 01:46:36,340
subtle, all the bells and whistles.
Yeah, it's called being a badass. Fine.

1252
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:38,900
All right.

1253
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:40,100
You go up top.

1254
01:46:40,160 --> 01:46:41,160
I'll draw him in.

1255
01:46:41,360 --> 01:46:44,400
Well, don't stay down here. This is the
worst place to be. Okay, you got a spot

1256
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:47,100
where it's mine. It's the kill box,
Tony, okay? This is where you go to die.

1257
01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:38,600
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, nice.

1258
01:47:47,060 --> 01:47:48,060
Ready?

1259
01:47:49,440 --> 01:47:50,440
Get down!

1260
01:47:55,820 --> 01:48:02,740
Oh, I think you

1261
01:48:02,740 --> 01:48:05,620
should lead with that next time. Yeah,
sorry, boss. I can only use it once.

1262
01:48:06,430 --> 01:48:07,430
It's a one -off.

1263
01:48:09,270 --> 01:48:11,210
I told you that five minutes ago.

1264
01:48:13,210 --> 01:48:14,210
That's a guy here.

1265
01:48:15,970 --> 01:48:17,390
Excuse me? He's being placed under
arrest.

1266
01:48:17,970 --> 01:48:20,750
Are you kidding me? Hands behind your
back, sir. I'm trying to help here.

1267
01:48:23,810 --> 01:48:26,830
I get it. I see what you're doing.

1268
01:48:27,110 --> 01:48:28,510
Trying to pin this on me, huh?

1269
01:48:28,990 --> 01:48:30,130
That's good. That's good.

1270
01:48:30,530 --> 01:48:32,010
You're starting to think like a CEO.

1271
01:48:32,270 --> 01:48:33,290
Taking out the competition.

1272
01:48:33,630 --> 01:48:34,630
I like that.

1273
01:48:34,890 --> 01:48:37,490
You think you're making a problem for
me? I'm going to make a problem for you.

1274
01:48:37,530 --> 01:48:39,490
I'm going to be seeing you again real
soon.

1275
01:48:44,470 --> 01:48:47,670
When they get here, I think you should
station them at the southeast and both

1276
01:48:47,670 --> 01:48:48,670
west exits.

1277
01:48:48,930 --> 01:48:51,970
We shut down the 7 train in and out of
Willis Point already. We'll have city

1278
01:48:51,970 --> 01:48:53,890
buses there to ferry people to operating
line.

1279
01:48:54,170 --> 01:48:55,650
Yeah. You coming with us?

1280
01:48:55,930 --> 01:48:57,630
No, I'm going to stay until the park is
clear.

1281
01:48:57,950 --> 01:48:58,950
Okay.

1282
01:49:01,070 --> 01:49:02,850
Heads up, you got one more drone
incoming.

1283
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:04,640
This one looks different.

1284
01:49:05,620 --> 01:49:07,380
Repulsor signature is significantly
higher.

1285
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:19,860
Good to be back.

1286
01:49:21,060 --> 01:49:22,320
Oh, this ain't gonna be good.

1287
01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:27,760
I got something special for this guy.

1288
01:49:28,120 --> 01:49:30,140
I'm gonna bust this bunker with the ex
-wife.

1289
01:49:30,580 --> 01:49:31,580
What?

1290
01:49:42,510 --> 01:49:43,510
Hammer tech?

1291
01:49:44,110 --> 01:49:45,110
Yeah.

1292
01:49:46,650 --> 01:49:47,650
We got this.

1293
01:50:43,690 --> 01:50:44,690
You want to be a hero?

1294
01:50:45,150 --> 01:50:47,690
What? You really use a sidekick.

1295
01:50:48,070 --> 01:50:49,210
Put your hand up.

1296
01:50:49,510 --> 01:50:50,510
This is your idea?

1297
01:50:50,970 --> 01:50:53,750
Yep. I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go.

1298
01:51:37,450 --> 01:51:39,610
All these drones are rigged to blow. We
gotta get out of here, man.

1299
01:51:40,590 --> 01:51:41,590
Pepper?

1300
01:52:23,440 --> 01:52:26,920
You can't I can't take this. What do you
look at me? My body literally cannot

1301
01:52:26,920 --> 01:52:31,680
handle the stress I never know if you're
gonna kill yourself or or or wreck the

1302
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:37,940
whole company. I think I did. Okay, I
Quit I'm resigning That's it

1303
01:52:37,940 --> 01:52:41,060
What did you just say you're done?

1304
01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:44,780
Surprising I'm not surprised.

1305
01:52:45,520 --> 01:52:46,520
I got it

1306
01:52:47,050 --> 01:52:48,450
You don't have to make any excuses.

1307
01:52:48,810 --> 01:52:52,170
I'm not making any excuses. Well, you
actually were just making excuses. No, I

1308
01:52:52,170 --> 01:52:54,310
wasn't making any excuses. I'm actually
very justified.

1309
01:52:54,570 --> 01:52:55,570
You deserve better.

1310
01:52:56,030 --> 01:52:58,310
Well. You've taken such good care of me.

1311
01:53:00,570 --> 01:53:02,570
Been in a tough spot, and you got me
through it, so.

1312
01:53:03,470 --> 01:53:05,370
Right? Thank you. Yeah.

1313
01:53:06,430 --> 01:53:09,330
Thank you for understanding. Yeah, yeah.
Let's talk clean up.

1314
01:53:09,610 --> 01:53:12,310
I'll handle the transition. It'll be
smooth. Okay, what about the press?

1315
01:53:12,310 --> 01:53:15,190
you only have a job for a week. That's
going to be smooth. With you, it's like

1316
01:53:15,190 --> 01:53:17,210
dog year. I know. I mean, it's like the
president.

1317
01:53:30,350 --> 01:53:31,350
Weird.

1318
01:53:31,930 --> 01:53:32,930
No, it's not weird.

1319
01:53:33,010 --> 01:53:34,990
It's okay, right? Yeah. Run that by me
again.

1320
01:53:35,490 --> 01:53:36,490
I think it was weird.

1321
01:53:37,710 --> 01:53:40,550
You guys look like... Two seals fighting
over a grape.

1322
01:53:41,310 --> 01:53:45,870
I had just quit. Yeah, so we're not...
You don't have to do that. I heard the

1323
01:53:45,870 --> 01:53:46,469
whole thing.

1324
01:53:46,470 --> 01:53:49,090
You should get lost. I was here first.
Get a roof.

1325
01:53:50,190 --> 01:53:52,150
I thought you were out of one -liners.
That's the last one.

1326
01:53:52,750 --> 01:53:55,130
You kicked ass back there, by the way.
Thank you. You too.

1327
01:53:55,630 --> 01:53:59,430
Listen, my car got taken out in the
explosion, so... I'm going to have to

1328
01:53:59,430 --> 01:54:00,830
on to your suit for a minute, okay?

1329
01:54:01,490 --> 01:54:03,070
Not okay. Not okay with that.

1330
01:54:04,010 --> 01:54:05,010
Wasn't a question.

1331
01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:11,640
How are you going to resign?

1332
01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:14,000
I don't think so.

1333
01:54:15,620 --> 01:54:15,980
I

1334
01:54:15,980 --> 01:54:34,220
don't

1335
01:54:34,220 --> 01:54:35,400
think I want you looking at that.

1336
01:54:36,700 --> 01:54:38,520
I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore.

1337
01:54:39,120 --> 01:54:44,320
Now this, on the other hand, is Agent
Romanoff's assessment of you.

1338
01:54:45,540 --> 01:54:46,540
Read it.

1339
01:54:48,520 --> 01:54:49,900
Personality overview. Mr.

1340
01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:51,620
Stark displays compulsive behavior.

1341
01:54:52,520 --> 01:54:54,340
In my own defense, that was last week.

1342
01:54:56,940 --> 01:55:01,500
Prone to self -destructive tendencies. I
was dying. I mean, please. And aren't

1343
01:55:01,500 --> 01:55:02,500
we all?

1344
01:55:03,180 --> 01:55:05,300
Textbook narcissism.

1345
01:55:07,900 --> 01:55:08,900
Agreed?

1346
01:55:09,840 --> 01:55:10,840
Okay, here it is.

1347
01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:13,320
Recruitment assessment for Avenger
Initiative.

1348
01:55:13,620 --> 01:55:14,620
Iron Man, yes.

1349
01:55:14,660 --> 01:55:16,320
I got to think about it. Read on.

1350
01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:22,100
Tony Stark not recommended?

1351
01:55:24,080 --> 01:55:25,260
That doesn't make any sense.

1352
01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:28,420
How can you approve me but not approve
me?

1353
01:55:29,040 --> 01:55:30,280
I got a new ticker.

1354
01:55:30,580 --> 01:55:33,780
I'm trying to do right by Pepper.

1355
01:55:34,160 --> 01:55:36,780
I'm in a stable -ish relationship.

1356
01:55:37,930 --> 01:55:41,910
Which leads us to believe at this
juncture we'd only like to use you as a

1357
01:55:41,910 --> 01:55:42,910
consultant.

1358
01:55:49,750 --> 01:55:50,830
You can't afford me.

1359
01:55:54,010 --> 01:55:59,410
Then again, I will waive my customary
retainer in exchange for a small favor.

1360
01:56:00,470 --> 01:56:05,190
Rhody and I are being honored in
Washington, and we need a presenter.

1361
01:56:07,240 --> 01:56:08,240
Let's see what I can do.

1362
01:56:10,100 --> 01:56:15,680
It is my honor to be here today to
present these distinguished awards to

1363
01:56:15,680 --> 01:56:21,220
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes and Mr.
Tony Stark, who is, of course, a

1364
01:56:21,220 --> 01:56:22,240
national treasure.

1365
01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:28,160
Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel. It's an
exceptionally distinguished performance.

1366
01:56:28,620 --> 01:56:30,300
You deserve this. Thank you.

1367
01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:34,820
Mr. Stark, thank you.

1368
01:56:35,260 --> 01:56:37,680
Such an exceptionally distinguished
performance.

1369
01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:39,240
You deserve it.

1370
01:56:41,640 --> 01:56:47,340
Funny how annoying a little prick can
be, isn't it?

1371
01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:49,760
Let's get a bottle.

1372
01:59:57,800 --> 02:00:01,840
Thank you. Thank

1373
02:00:01,840 --> 02:00:07,340
you.

1374
02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:28,400
Carried new devices will help us to
succeed Better tools for living will

1375
02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:34,600
our every need Incredible inventions
through new technology Extending life's

1376
02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:36,480
dimensions for all humanity

1377
02:01:00,780 --> 02:01:03,580
Thank you.

1378
02:04:16,780 --> 02:04:18,660
So, we got it.